Park Land!
by StoneMan

Come on down to Park Land!
Come on, baby, take my hand!
It’s a fun house.  It’s a ride.
There ain’t no place left to hide
Down in Park Land!

It’s two bucks for a gun
And a hundred rounds of fun
Shootin’ ducks as they go by
You might win yourself a prize
Down in Park Land!

Come on down to the House of Horrors Show!
Don’t be scared.  Honey, just let’s go!  
You might feel a bit afraid…
The monsters here are all man made….
It’s just a scary guy….
Wipe the terror from your eye
Down in Park Land!

-lead- 2x (steve/nick)

You know the tickle that you feel
When you’re atop the ferris wheel
You go up and go around
Don’t know when you’re goin’ down
In Park Land!

You know you may not travel far
When you drive a bumper car
You can crash it when you drive
And you still get out alive
In Park Land!

It’s a terror.  It’s a thrill.
Babe, we got some time to kill.

It’s a freak-out.  It’s a game.
Life will never be the same.

It’s a horror.  It’s a show.
There ain’t no place left to go
Down in Park Land!

Come on down to the House of Horror Show!
Don’t be scared.  Honey just let’s go!
You might feel a bit afraid
But the monsters here are all man made.
It’s just a scary guy.
Wipe that terror from your eye…

Down in Park Land!
Down in Park Land!
Down in Park Land!
Down in Park Land! (cold ring)
Down in Park Land!